Skip to main content

Penial Ingestion 

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.
"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"
Penial Ingestion by that1dud3 November 28, 2009
Related Words

Penialfungial Disease 

Causes the penis to become engorged with fluid, thus making it much larger, then it falls off.
Dude, Jimmy had Penialfungial Disease, poor guy.

Pedialyte 

The master of rehydration, the idea was given to a doctor named Gary Cohen by the gods themselves who said unto him "Here, give this to man so he may recover from hangovers quickly."

Instead. he fucked up and made it for little kids who shit themselves too much and sold his idea to Abbott Laboratories.
Should be used after long weekends of drinking and partying, or if one has a cold.
It's pretty much like Gatorade on steroids but tastes awful.
After a long weekend of drinking, I bought a bottle of Pedialyte so I could properly cope with my crappy work schedule for Monday. Two sips later, I was ready to kill people! Thank you, Pedialyte! You gave me electrolytes!
Pedialyte by poopypoopybuttbutt April 21, 2011
can you give me my pecil
pecil by tRTLEpPREZ February 6, 2017

Penialated 

Having your nudes shown without your consent
Hey bob you've been penialated
Penialated by Tahlia&rayne November 1, 2016
a combination of people, pickles, and fecal matter
pecal by Gryfin April 4, 2011