payvag

Name: payvag Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

payton plus vagina

or simply the best way to tell the girl payton apart fro the boy peyton

hey payvag penispeyton needs you to go home with him and help him on his "homework" lol jkjk

payvag by payton starr January 6, 2008

Urban Dictionary Merch

Payvand

Means unity... a unisex name. In male version tall, handsome rich dude. Female version, hot sexy, beautiful and all the above.

Tall handsome guy walking by, oh my god he is such a payvand... hot female walks by Same thing applies.

Payvand by Realdeal14 August 24, 2018

Related Words

payvag • payvand • Palvage • Pavage • pavagraph • prayvaganzas • pay a gay day

prayvaganzas

A portmanteau of ‘prayer’ and ‘extravaganza’ coined by Margaret Atwood in “The Handmaid’s Tale” to describe the Commander-led mass prayer meetings held in the Republic of Gilead emphasizing the new world order which sometimes incorporate mass wedding ceremonies involving adult men and adolescent girls.

There is a quality to the prayvaganzas that is eerily similar to some church services I have attended.

prayvaganzas by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

pavagraph

A long paragraph written to a girl by a guy when he has blue balls over her and usually sent via IM or SMS.

Guy's pavagraph to girl: I miss you so much, in the 2 weeks we dated I felt better than I ever have before. I'm nothing without you. You're my everything, my all. If I buy you jewelry will you take me back? :* :* :* :'(

pavagraph by Lianyay West December 25, 2013

payvand

An extremely deragatory term refering to people of middle-eastern decent. Akin to the term nigger for black people.

"You are such a payvand"

"Man, you haven't shaved in a month. You look like a payvand."

payvand by B.M.O.D. January 5, 2008

payvand

a, at the moment, 16 and 9 month old fob, living in mountain view. he spends his days nonchalantly flipping through various lexicons in order to burgeon his knowledge. in his free time, he likes to study ancient philosophy, and sometimes, assemble wooden tables. ultimately, he is the last member of SNAP.

as i strolled through the dark alley, i saw a nerd-like figure named Payvand standing in the corner mumbling forsaken mathematical equations to himself.

payvand by pizzle March 4, 2005

Palvage

Palvage describes someone who is bad ass but also at a minor rank. The word is a mix of Paladin and Savage.

"Wow Sausage! You're at the rank of Palvage now!"

Palvage by jayybird June 11, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026