pavagraph 

A long paragraph written to a girl by a guy when he has blue balls over her and usually sent via IM or SMS.

Guy's pavagraph to girl: I miss you so much, in the 2 weeks we dated I felt better than I ever have before. I'm nothing without you. You're my everything, my all. If I buy you jewelry will you take me back? :* :* :* :'(

pavagraph by Lianyay West December 25, 2013

five-paragraph essay 

A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.

All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").

My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.

five-paragraph essay by spenceronehalf December 15, 2005

Five paragraph ramble 

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.

Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro

Five paragraph ramble by EnglishIsNotMyForte December 27, 2011

Montgomery Paragraph 

A paragraph thats about 4 lines double spaced. Montgomery paragraphs are usually written right before the paragraph is due.

Bobby didn't do his English homework, so had to pull of a Montgomery paragraph on the bus this morning.

Montgomery Paragraph by AllegroTechie November 8, 2010

put your mom in a paragraph 

A non-literal phrase one uses to intimidate or coerce a victim into believing that the victim's mom was or will be used in a such a way that only shmad words in paragraph format can describe how it went.

"Ayoo nigga you be talkin' so much shit, I swear I'm about to put your mom in a paragraph."

put your mom in a paragraph by Flocker708 January 23, 2012

Paragraph Drink 

A drink you order at starbucks that takes you more than thirty seconds to order

I was at a coffee shop and the person ordered a paragraph drink

Paragraph Drink by Nrgfusion2 February 19, 2010

Paragraphing 

Receiving a series of texts that exceed 160 characters or more.

Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?

Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.

Paragraphing by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011