paykus

Paykus is a Turkish online news and social networking service on which users post and interact with messages known as “payks”.

Registered users can share anything they want with knowing their confines ,but those who unregistered can only read them.

-‘As a Turkish people, i wish we had our domestic app like Twitter!
-We already have it! Download Paykus and have fun there!

by betulx October 8, 2018

paskus

When a guy holds an electrical cord with his mouth so he won't trip over it while he's moving the TV... and when he puts the TV down, he forgets about the cord firmly clamped between his teeth and in one, swift move, he rips out 2 perfectly good bottom front teeth.

Whoopth! I jutht pulled a pathkuth!

by Louise Paskus October 19, 2003

paynus

A more effective and stronger way of saying "penis". May be used over the intergalactic web, or through general conversation.

"YA WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MY PAYNUS IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"
"your moms paynus is bigger than yours"

by izzehWIN_ May 2, 2010

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

paynuss

Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.

My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.

A: I wonder where the word penis came from?

B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick

by MasterForrest March 11, 2010

Patykus Erectus Maximus

Warrior with great penis

I wish I was Patykus Erectus Maximus

That shit's so PEM

by blahblahblahx4 January 22, 2009

paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 3, 2003