paskus 

When a guy holds an electrical cord with his mouth so he won't trip over it while he's moving the TV... and when he puts the TV down, he forgets about the cord firmly clamped between his teeth and in one, swift move, he rips out 2 perfectly good bottom front teeth.

Whoopth! I jutht pulled a pathkuth!

paskus by Louise Paskus October 19, 2003

paskus 

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

paskus by eric July 3, 2003

alex paskus 

Weeaboo with a small dick

Alex Paskus is such a weeb. He jerks off to hentai.

alex paskus by CaseyLikesLittleBoys December 12, 2017

paskudnyak 

Yiddish insult. THE most potent and offensive insult known to man. it has so much connotation that cannot be truly defined that the closest you can come to its meaning is "horrible person". no other definition has the meaning, and there is no way to convey how powerful that word is. Use with caution.

Hitler was a prime example of a paskudnyak. You'd be hard pressed to come up with others.

paskudnyak by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

pankus splatter 

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

pankus splatter by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

parkus 

pronounced pah-kiss, is money in a positive sense. Cash in your favor.

What kind of parkus did you make today?
$3000, thats some nice parkus there.

parkus by Dienamik November 17, 2005

pankus 

When a male repeatedly slaps his penis on a womans face to get them both aroused.

before i fucked sarah, i gave her some mad pankus.

pankus by tballer September 2, 2006