When a guy holds an electrical cord with his mouth so he won't trip over it while he's moving the TV... and when he puts the TV down, he forgets about the cord firmly clamped between his teeth and in one, swift move, he rips out 2 perfectly good bottom front teeth.
Whoopth! I jutht pulled a pathkuth!
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having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"
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