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also called Pakko, it's the most SUSSY player from Kavra's Kingdom. He left his lovely planet Marsus to invade the Earth. In 2100 almost all the population is SUS.
Pakkus from Marsus!
Pakkus is SUS?!
Pakkus by whandle October 9, 2021
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When a guy holds an electrical cord with his mouth so he won't trip over it while he's moving the TV... and when he puts the TV down, he forgets about the cord firmly clamped between his teeth and in one, swift move, he rips out 2 perfectly good bottom front teeth.
Whoopth! I jutht pulled a pathkuth!
paskus by Louise Paskus October 19, 2003

pankus splatter 

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.
"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."
pankus splatter by Pam Custard April 17, 2014
Pakkun is a way to shorten Patorikku-kun (The Japanese for Patrick) and is used as a nickname.
Ne!! Patorikku-kun!!
-Kudasai. Pakkun desu.
Pakkun by MajiksMonster August 20, 2009
when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person
having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"
paskus by eric July 3, 2003

alex paskus 

Alex Paskus is such a weeb. He jerks off to hentai.
alex paskus by CaseyLikesLittleBoys December 12, 2017