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also called Pakko, it's the most SUSSY player from Kavra's Kingdom. He left his lovely planet Marsus to invade the Earth. In 2100 almost all the population is SUS.
Pakkus from Marsus.
Pakkus by whandle October 9, 2021
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also called Pakko, it's the most SUSSY player from Kavra's Kingdom. He left his lovely planet Marsus to invade the Earth. In 2100 almost all the population is SUS.
Pakkus from Marsus!
Pakkus is SUS?!
Pakkus by whandle October 9, 2021
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When a guy holds an electrical cord with his mouth so he won't trip over it while he's moving the TV... and when he puts the TV down, he forgets about the cord firmly clamped between his teeth and in one, swift move, he rips out 2 perfectly good bottom front teeth.
Whoopth! I jutht pulled a pathkuth!
paskus by Louise Paskus October 19, 2003

pankus splatter 

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.
"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."
pankus splatter by Pam Custard April 17, 2014
Pakkun is a way to shorten Patorikku-kun (The Japanese for Patrick) and is used as a nickname.
Ne!! Patorikku-kun!!
-Kudasai. Pakkun desu.
Pakkun by MajiksMonster August 20, 2009
when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person
having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"
paskus by eric July 3, 2003

alex paskus 

Weeaboo with a small dick
Alex Paskus is such a weeb. He jerks off to hentai.
alex paskus by CaseyLikesLittleBoys December 12, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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