also called Pakko, it's the most SUSSY player from Kavra's Kingdom. He left his lovely planet Marsus to invade the Earth. In 2100 almost all the population is SUS.
also called Pakko, it's the most SUSSY player from Kavra's Kingdom. He left his lovely planet Marsus to invade the Earth. In 2100 almost all the population is SUS.
When a guy holds an electrical cord with his mouth so he won't trip over it while he's moving the TV... and when he puts the TV down, he forgets about the cord firmly clamped between his teeth and in one, swift move, he rips out 2 perfectly good bottom front teeth.
After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.
"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."
when one hurts themselves or causes an accidentdoing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person
having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"