payhoe
Kim Kardashian ain't nuttin' but a payhoe.
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pahoehoe
a pahoehoe is the creepy guy at parties who mixes drinks togther and stares at you ALLL NIGHT you may call him a creeper
the guy frm the starburst thingy is most likelty a pahoehoe
"jess check it out look at tht pahoehoe over there in the corner staring at us"
jess "i know and why the hell is he mixing our drinks toghther?????"
"jess check it out look at tht pahoehoe over there in the corner staring at us"
jess "i know and why the hell is he mixing our drinks toghther?????"
pahoehoe by CHAZ& TACO!! July 9, 2007
payhole
payhole (pey hole) NOUN. A body orifice used to earn money, i.e. a mouth, vagina, anus, nostrils or ears.
Dick- Oh, stick it in your payhole, Jane.
Jane- Which one?
Dick- How many payholes do you have?
Jane- Seven.
Dick- WTF?! You do not!
Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.
Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?
Jane- Right or left?
Dick- is there a difference?
Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.
Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.
Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.
Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.
Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.
Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.
(snorting noises, laughter)
Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Jane- I do what I can.
Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.
Jane- What's she like?
Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...
Jane- Which one?
Dick- How many payholes do you have?
Jane- Seven.
Dick- WTF?! You do not!
Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.
Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?
Jane- Right or left?
Dick- is there a difference?
Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.
Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.
Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.
Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.
Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.
Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.
(snorting noises, laughter)
Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Jane- I do what I can.
Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.
Jane- What's she like?
Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...
pahoehoe
Sexual Move: A person who has had pancakes put on their booty and then maple syrup poured all over to make a concoction that resembles lava erupting from a volcano.
pahoehoe by Manny Ginobilli February 27, 2008
pahoehoe
pahoehoe by Brett Morgan Howie October 2, 2007
paynhoe
Somome who has a crippling one direction addiction and can’t stop making memes about Harry styles working in a bakery
Wow paynhoe is TikTok famous I should follow them
Paynhoe is so bad at making memes I’ll follow them because I feel bad
Paynhoe is so bad at making memes I’ll follow them because I feel bad
paynhoe by blondeneverresponds June 7, 2021
pabhoe
The term 'pabhoe' refers to an individual who falsely represents their achievements, lifestyle, and relationships, all while appropriating a culture that is not inherently their own. This individual is known for their relentless braggadocio, unfounded trash-talking, and a penchant for banning those who oppose them from chat rooms.
A 'pabhoe' often shares inappropriate and intimate images in group chats in a desperate bid for validation. They harbor delusions of grandeur, particularly related to a fledgling and generally unimpressive music career.
A 'pabhoe' usually resides in less-than-ideal conditions (such as a parent's basement), yet will hope for a familial passing to upgrade their lifestyle. They are known for attracting karmic backlash due to their actions, which frequently lead to negative consequences.
Despite their questionable actions, a 'pabhoe' will attempt to spin narratives to their favor, particularly when caught in compromising situations involving partners or children.
A 'pabhoe' often shares inappropriate and intimate images in group chats in a desperate bid for validation. They harbor delusions of grandeur, particularly related to a fledgling and generally unimpressive music career.
A 'pabhoe' usually resides in less-than-ideal conditions (such as a parent's basement), yet will hope for a familial passing to upgrade their lifestyle. They are known for attracting karmic backlash due to their actions, which frequently lead to negative consequences.
Despite their questionable actions, a 'pabhoe' will attempt to spin narratives to their favor, particularly when caught in compromising situations involving partners or children.
Stop being a pabhoe. Face your faults instead of spinning stories and pretending to be someone you're not.
pabhoe by GraphineOxide July 18, 2023