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garblowski
(n) the act of giving anally erupting upon someone's face whilst they attempt a rim job.
(n proper) the name of one Robert Garceau, founder of the orginal garblowski.
(n proper) the name of one Robert Garceau, founder of the orginal garblowski.
Steve: "I heard you hooked up with Carly last night?!"
Robert: "Yeah Bro, I totally gave her a garblowski last night, it was the tits."
Steve: "Dude I saw her today, no wonder why her face smelled like shit."
Robert: "Yeah Bro, I totally gave her a garblowski last night, it was the tits."
Steve: "Dude I saw her today, no wonder why her face smelled like shit."
garblowski by 3711Lab April 29, 2012
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Gawlowski • Galowski • Galonski • gaikowski • garblowski • gasowski • pawlowski • Emma Pawlowski • Matthew gakowski • The Pawlowski
Matthew gakowski
Matthew gakowski is fit, attractive, talented and very good looking. Matthew can be known a player but once he finds the perfect girl he is solid. People love being around him. He has a great sense of style and is very nice. Some people say that they want to be like him. Sometimes he can be stubborn but very fair. He is easy to make friends with and is A great traveler. He is talented at sports such as running and NRL. He can make A great husband/boyfriend/guyfriend. Once you find A Matthew don't let him go. He is A dear devil and always tries to impress. He looks tough and solid but inside he is A nice and warm guy. He treats everyone equally. If someone gets on his nerves than he doesn't forgive easily but is one for drama. He is A great guy and never let him go.
Matthew is cool
matthew is A solid guy
He's single back off butches he's mine.
Matthew gakowski- means light from the Vally
Ma-th-you is the way to say it
matthew is A solid guy
He's single back off butches he's mine.
Matthew gakowski- means light from the Vally
Ma-th-you is the way to say it
Matthew gakowski by Mattisthebest1234 December 22, 2018
pawlowski
to spend (or the act of spending) multiple continuous hours (generally in excess of 5) either watching TV (especially crime dramas) or playing video games at the expense of important life or social activities.
originated from polish surname pawloswki
originated from polish surname pawloswki
I pawlowskied out last night and watched 6 episodes of CSI instead of doing my homework.
I pulled a pawlowski and missed my grandmother's funeral to improve my player ranking from "peon" to "eunuch" on "Halo 2 online."
I pulled a pawlowski and missed my grandmother's funeral to improve my player ranking from "peon" to "eunuch" on "Halo 2 online."
pawlowski by Dan Matthews December 13, 2004
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