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garblowski 

(n) the act of giving anally erupting upon someone's face whilst they attempt a rim job.

(n proper) the name of one Robert Garceau, founder of the orginal garblowski.
Steve: "I heard you hooked up with Carly last night?!"

Robert: "Yeah Bro, I totally gave her a garblowski last night, it was the tits."

Steve: "Dude I saw her today, no wonder why her face smelled like shit."
garblowski by 3711Lab April 29, 2012

Galonski 

A collective noun referencing a series of unfortunate events resulting from a lack of planning.
Today when we went to power up the temporary powerstation, it tripped three times. What an absolute Galonski!
Galonski by AV AV AV June 4, 2021

Galonski 

Verb; to cause chaos and disruption due to poor planning
Despite assurances of thorough planning, someone managed to Galonski the switching program, causing complete chaos across site
Galonski by AV AV AV June 5, 2021

Matthew gakowski

Matthew gakowski is fit, attractive, talented and very good looking. Matthew can be known a player but once he finds the perfect girl he is solid. People love being around him. He has a great sense of style and is very nice. Some people say that they want to be like him. Sometimes he can be stubborn but very fair. He is easy to make friends with and is A great traveler. He is talented at sports such as running and NRL. He can make A great husband/boyfriend/guyfriend. Once you find A Matthew don't let him go. He is A dear devil and always tries to impress. He looks tough and solid but inside he is A nice and warm guy. He treats everyone equally. If someone gets on his nerves than he doesn't forgive easily but is one for drama. He is A great guy and never let him go.
Matthew is cool

matthew is A solid guy

He's single back off butches he's mine.

Matthew gakowski- means light from the Vally

Ma-th-you is the way to say it
Matthew gakowski by Mattisthebest1234 December 22, 2018

pawlowski 

to spend (or the act of spending) multiple continuous hours (generally in excess of 5) either watching TV (especially crime dramas) or playing video games at the expense of important life or social activities.

originated from polish surname pawloswki
I pawlowskied out last night and watched 6 episodes of CSI instead of doing my homework.

I pulled a pawlowski and missed my grandmother's funeral to improve my player ranking from "peon" to "eunuch" on "Halo 2 online."
pawlowski by Dan Matthews December 13, 2004

gasowski 

Gasowski- A talk basketball player.
gasowski by ylime_yllana March 12, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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