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pavillionaire 

A fan at dodgers stadium who sits in the left field pavilion. Often will be drunk, hispanic, and loud. Looking to start fights with fans of opposing teams as well as any usher who dare take away their beach ball.
A Giants fan was savagely beaten by two "pavillionaires" following the Dodgers' win on Opening Day. The pavillionaires are known locally as Smiley and Casper.
pavillionaire by theoregonduck April 20, 2011
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pavilionaire 

One who is at the command of a wealth that is not financial yet chooses to hang out and camp in public places (like the sheltered pavilion in the town park). Usually sustained by unemployment money, these leisurely weekday independents typically have origins in some nice neighborhood. Fiercely aggressive about the correct pronunciation of popular authors, these hipster types often have self styled "religions" or "philosophies" that you probably won't 'get'. Immature with a marked narrow outlook, pavilionaires are somewhat akin to parkrats. All priorities and status are typically trumped by the pursuit of weed or beer.
(CAN BE FOUND IN LARGE NUMBERS AT THE VILLAGE PARK IN TALKEETNA, ALASKA)
A. Those kids are ALWAYS In the park! I wish they'd quit bumming beer and smokes from me.

B. Don't sweat it, they're just a bunch of worthless pavilionaires. We can keep the beer in the truck.
pavilionaire by thebozworth February 5, 2010

Phillionaire 

Someone who is worth at least a Phillion in any given currency.
I wanna be a Phillionaire so friggin bad,
buy all the things I shoulda had (that's a lot)
I wanna be on the cover of Phils Magazine (I bought it from Forbes)
Dancing next to Munroe and James Dean (their clones anyway)
Oh every time I close my eyes (it gets dark yo)
I see my name in shining lights (that's the stars yo)
A different planet every night oh I swear, the Universe better prepare for when I'm a Phillionaire.
Phillionaire by ailesnoires March 18, 2011

pillionaire

Someone who is a billionaire (net worth over a billion dollars), but whose monetary collection consists entirely of pennies (or other coins).
Scrooge McDuck is a pillionaire.
pillionaire by Cool ET December 16, 2005

Pavilionaire 

A noun. A homeless person who frequently uses a pavilion for shelter. But lives in a warm, tropical or glamorous location.
A pavilionaire living under a pavilion on a warm black sand beach of Hawaii.

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Pavilionaire by Amanda Carnes February 11, 2009

Pillionaire

One who has the ability to surpass a billionaire a trillion and zillionaire...Pillionaire keeps piling it up but one will never see it cause its secured in the mind of a 🅿 #DaTrueth
My daddy is a pillionaire we just piling it up baby girl you better choose a winner #DaTrueth
Pillionaire by DaTrueth July 28, 2018

pillionaire

Noun:

1. One who accumulates a net worth exceeding one billion dollars through the manufacturing, marketing, and sales of pillows.

2. One who consults with heads of state to recommend strategic or tactical solutions for no-win scenarios.
Example: Donald Trump summoned his pillionaire to the White House to consider his request for martial law to be invoked.
pillionaire by Kawfene1 January 19, 2021