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pavilionaire 

One who is at the command of a wealth that is not financial yet chooses to hang out and camp in public places (like the sheltered pavilion in the town park). Usually sustained by unemployment money, these leisurely weekday independents typically have origins in some nice neighborhood. Fiercely aggressive about the correct pronunciation of popular authors, these hipster types often have self styled "religions" or "philosophies" that you probably won't 'get'. Immature with a marked narrow outlook, pavilionaires are somewhat akin to parkrats. All priorities and status are typically trumped by the pursuit of weed or beer.
(CAN BE FOUND IN LARGE NUMBERS AT THE VILLAGE PARK IN TALKEETNA, ALASKA)
A. Those kids are ALWAYS In the park! I wish they'd quit bumming beer and smokes from me.

B. Don't sweat it, they're just a bunch of worthless pavilionaires. We can keep the beer in the truck.
pavilionaire by thebozworth February 5, 2010
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Pavilionaire 

A noun. A homeless person who frequently uses a pavilion for shelter. But lives in a warm, tropical or glamorous location.
A pavilionaire living under a pavilion on a warm black sand beach of Hawaii.

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Pavilionaire by Amanda Carnes February 11, 2009

pavilionated 

To kick a football with such force that it flies over a 3 storey buildinng in a blink of an eye.
Melvin was taken to the hospital after being pavilionated by John's shot.
pavilionated by jocojohn February 25, 2008

pavillionaire 

A fan at dodgers stadium who sits in the left field pavilion. Often will be drunk, hispanic, and loud. Looking to start fights with fans of opposing teams as well as any usher who dare take away their beach ball.
A Giants fan was savagely beaten by two "pavillionaires" following the Dodgers' win on Opening Day. The pavillionaires are known locally as Smiley and Casper.
pavillionaire by theoregonduck April 20, 2011

Pavilionate 

To hit a football with such force that it flies over a 3 storey building.
John Pavilionated the ball into the net while Melvin watched on not knowing what just passed him.
Pavilionate by jocojohn February 24, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026