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A self-centered, cold-hearted woman who likes to ruin childhoods.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that Pausder over there?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate people like her.
pausder by Timotai March 8, 2019
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poo pauser 

one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS
guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
poo pauser by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009
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This winter hasn't been great, but at least we got to shred some pauxder.
Pauxder by one 'f' Jeph January 22, 2014
Has two definitions,

1) Meaning "One who Pauses"
2)The opposite of a Player-A man who doesn't manipulate or trick people. He also has long-lasting and meaningful relationships with women.
1)

Person 1: I gotta pee.
*presses pause button on remote*
Person 2: YOU PAUSER.

2)

Male: Hello, I do not manipulate or trick people & I also take pride in having long lasting relationships with woman.
Female: Nahh. You're such a Pauser. I want a man who disrespects me and takes me for granted.
Male: ):
Pauser by Laurroar January 10, 2011

The Pauser 

A movie scene where an important plot photo or written document is flashed up close for a few seconds in a film. One must rewind and pause to read exspecially if drunkin or stoned.
There are five CIA operatives we are hunting notice the one in the russian field jacket "camera shows "the pauser" close up of a photo for 3 seconds" that is your first target. His name is Sam a resturante owner located in Anchorage, you have 27 hours make it look like a cooking accident.
The Pauser by phatalaskan August 1, 2012

pausersnoo 

A cutesy synonym for "pause," generally used only in intimate contexts. Noun or verb.
Honey, why don't we pausersnoo this movie and have a quick fuck.
pausersnoo by dusktransfixed September 27, 2010
Pau•ser•y
/‘pôz(ə)rē/
Noun

Bizarre and/or suspect activity that may compel one to say “Pause”.
“I just witnessed some serious pausery. This nigga consumed a frank with no condiments.”
Pausery by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 18, 2022
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