paum

known in the half life deathmatch and fps virtual world as 'horse dick monger'.

my friend is such a paum, he always uses the crowbar.

paum by theonemanbeastfest September 22, 2010

Paumien 

An immense hybrid of looks, smarts and incisive / hilarious put downs. 6ft 3, 4stone 5lb of pure face and wit. Indigenous to the West Hertfordshire region of England. Tends to be discriminatory and has a great nose for retards

"What are you doing crying on your own in the park?"
"I encountered Paumien"
"Oh fuck"

Paumien by VD Roe November 25, 2011

paumee 

French expression, mainly from Quebec (paumée, in French). A tween or a teen that's indecisive, always confused, unable to be firm, logical or rational. They start to date someone, don't call back, apologize 15 days later, then say to a close friend how nobody can understand them, then go out with friends, start dating someone else, then call back the guy the next day telling him that they're sorry and already taken , then they call the first guy and tell him that it's over, then hang up and realize that's they're confused, then they call the second guy to apologize and they tell him that he's cute, then miss the first guy who got dumped, etc. You see the pattern. The paumées will never go anywhere in life. Also characterized by low grades at school, poor coping skills, poor communication skills, poor social skills except for 2 or 3 persons they know well. You can easily recognize a paumee by talking with them for at least 15 minutes. They can't hide the fact that they're paumées for no more than that. Afterwards, the confusion will come out, nothing will make sense. At this point, you better run.

I went out with a paumee yesterday, she's all confused, this bitch.

This city is filled with paumees. Can't you smell the indecision in the air?

(French) Maudite paumee, branche-toi donc pis commence à avoir de l'allure pour une fois.

(French) Batince, t'agis comme une paumee, maudite paumee.

paumee by Derek Wilson March 11, 2008

Paumen 

A Paumen is a mostly Belgian born guy who is very good in hooking up everybody with the best of stuff.
He is very good in bed and has great stamina.

That Paumen hooked me up with the latest games again. He is the man.

Paumen by Crazy hot girl November 29, 2011

paumé 

Loner, someone who has no friends

Ah, Jim's such a Paumé.

paumé by theglitch1 April 23, 2014

paumo 

A clever derivative of "owned" upside down. Most commonly used in gamer talk in Counter Strike. Its use is to further mock the inferior skill of the opponent.

csdude3278: what the hell was that?
skipper382: haha he got you too, same spot?
csdude3278: he came out of no where.
csdude3278: I think he's hiding behind the rocks by the bomb.
skipper382: yeah.
l337_gamer35829: paumo!
csdude3278: ...

paumo by teh_augmenter April 24, 2011