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French expression, mainly from Quebec (paumée, in French). A tween or a teen that's indecisive, always confused, unable to be firm, logical or rational. They start to date someone, don't call back, apologize 15 days later, then say to a close friend how nobody can understand them, then go out with friends, start dating someone else, then call back the guy the next day telling him that they're sorry and already taken , then they call the first guy and tell him that it's over, then hang up and realize that's they're confused, then they call the second guy to apologize and they tell him that he's cute, then miss the first guy who got dumped, etc. You see the pattern. The paumées will never go anywhere in life. Also characterized by low grades at school, poor coping skills, poor communication skills, poor social skills except for 2 or 3 persons they know well. You can easily recognize a paumee by talking with them for at least 15 minutes. They can't hide the fact that they're paumées for no more than that. Afterwards, the confusion will come out, nothing will make sense. At this point, you better run.
I went out with a paumee yesterday, she's all confused, this bitch.

This city is filled with paumees. Can't you smell the indecision in the air?

(French) Maudite paumee, branche-toi donc pis commence à avoir de l'allure pour une fois.

(French) Batince, t'agis comme une paumee, maudite paumee.
paumee by Derek Wilson March 11, 2008
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She’s a beautiful Girl
She is also very clingy ,over protctive and sweet to her friends
Mostly shy but if you get to know her she’s

Going to be one of your best friends

You don’t wanna get into a fight with her;)

She’s very uniquel
Boy:damn Pauleen looks so beautiful
Boy 2: yeah, i wish i had a girlfriend like her

She’s nice

Boy 3 : i like her she’s not like other girls😍
Girl: 🙄
Pauleen by Therealjadenboy August 14, 2018
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Pauleen, a beautiful, insecure woman because of her body but what she doesn't know is that many people are jealous of her beauty. She is the type of woman who is shy with the people around her but when it comes to her best friends she is a weirdo, naughty and noisy one. She is known for being smart, kind and has a hidden skill in drawing but she is forced to ignore it. She is not that sweet type with family, friends or anyone else but she knows in herself that she loves these people very much.
J:Who's that girl?
K:Oh that's Pauleen.
J:She looks so cute!
J:Oh damn i wish she were my girlfriend.
K:I want her to be MY girlfriend
J:Shut up! She's mine!
A unique, one of a kind personality, who is destined to be a king or an emperor.

Has great Leadership qualities and Is famous in their workplace.
All the mighty kings were so Parmeet!
Parmeet by jackwind February 14, 2020
a beautiful, insecure, unique girl who is shy around people she doesn't know but will be the weirdest, funniest girl around her best friends. She is well known for being kind , and her knowledge.
She has beautiful Hair and dark brown eyes
Girl: whos that girl?
Girl2:oh that’s pauleen
Girl:she looks so cute!

J: damn i wish she were my girlfriend

M:i want her to be MY girlfriend

J:shut up she’s mine!
Pauleen by Therealjadenboy August 14, 2018
An immense hybrid of looks, smarts and incisive / hilarious put downs. 6ft 3, 4stone 5lb of pure face and wit. Indigenous to the West Hertfordshire region of England. Tends to be discriminatory and has a great nose for retards
"What are you doing crying on your own in the park?"
"I encountered Paumien"
"Oh fuck"
Paumien by VD Roe November 25, 2011

Pauleene 

very unique, a beautiful and a powerful girl she can also be a future ms.univere
pauleene is beautiul
Pauleene by coolironok January 23, 2018
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