A
man whose age is unknown, yet despite maturity level appears to be quite youthful. Paul
G is a
dapper and dedicated contributor to any friendly
banter, and is
never found without a Bluetooth in his ear. He can be counted on to add a high level of energy and enthusiasm to an outing. Paul G is bright yet does not always utilize his entire cognitive capacity when making choices, as he has often frequented sordid locations. He has been known to demand hugs from young ladies upon meeting them, and has been deemed
creepy by a lady or two. But upon getting to know him, everyone realizes that Paul G is a true
friend who can be counted on to enhance any experience.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you
will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
"Dude, Paul G took his shoes off right before dinner. Don't you think that's
weird?"
"
Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that
chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."