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pattison 

Pedophile, one who pats children preferably sons.
Look at all the pattisons talking to Chris Hansen on Dateline.
pattison by pman2567 September 3, 2007
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grant pattison 

grant pattison is such an amazing person. hes extremely cute and so adorable. grant pattison is also the most caring person i know. he has beautiful blue eyes that will make you fall in love as soon as you look into them. he will always know how to cheer you up whenever ur sad and will always know how to make you happy. overall, he is the greatest person you will ever meet.
grant pattison by emjay blanchette December 4, 2020

Jack Pattison

Jack is awesome and is creative he is also nice friendly and dopey

james pattison 

is a kev even tho he says he isn't
that bloody patti he's a loon
james pattison by tini December 7, 2004

dirty pattison 

a terrible man whop finds unborn babies attrtactive whilst they're still preserved in the womb.
pregnant woman: omg get that man away from me he's masturbating over my ultrasound picture
Nurse: What a dirty pattison, james get back in bed
dirty pattison by Snipessss_09 June 17, 2009

savannah pattison 

A chick who wont let you die first and will make sure she dies before you die.
I wanna die first but savannah pattison wont let me
savannah pattison by UwURaglu February 9, 2020

Mini Pattison 

A Mini Pattison is someone who jerks off to Robert Pattison, Robert is a great actor but he will suck as BatMan btw if BatMan was a real man and not a Fictional Movies & Comic Book Character he'd choose Bale or Keaton over Robert Pattinson and Wonder Woman over Catwoman, Superman and Aquaman over Robins, Alfred over Red Hood and definately have Red Hair and not Black Hair plus choose Snyder Fans over Pattison Fans
Logan Farris is a Mini Pattison, TASM Tard and Mcutard who is willing to stop at nothing and said he'll sacrifice his own family for Matt Reeves and Marc Webb and thinks 300, Watchmen, Dawn Of The Dead and Man Of Steel are bad without even watching them and thinks he's a good noteworthy godlike Movie Critic and btw Movie Critic aren't that much valued thanks to Rotten Tomatoes who take Bribes and write Wrong Reviews

Utkarsh Singh used to be a Mini Pattison but Indian Mini Pattison Fans are rising and may kill people for liking Ben or Bale or Keaton or George or Val Kilmer or anybody else

Kellum Bruce Dietz and Aaron Martinez represent the Worst of American fans btw American Superhero Fans online are mature but Aaron and Kellum are exception Kellum is willing to kill his own friends for Matt Reeves who would never even know him and Aaron lost countless Debates to Tribhuvan and cries hard and considers Robert Pattison as the Supreme God and brings to shame to Irish Americans the toughest People in America
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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