Mom: The kids never play outside.
Dad: We'll dateline the Xbox. I'll get a hammer and a trash bag.
Mom: They'll never notice.

I've been jabbed

"Dateline have just terminated my account, despite the fact I've paid for another five months of membership yet, and the snotty fuckers won't even answer my e-mails to tell me what is going on".
"Don't worry. Dateline is for Russian immigrants trying to claim citizenship by marrying someone in this country, stuck-up bitches who think only someone with the looks of a film star is good enough for them, and predatory perverts who are only out for what they can get".

"Man, that guys jocks have a bad dateline, I'm glad I'm on this side of it!"