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loser who loves to skeet on himself
e.g
that guy is suck a patske
patske by clazo May 8, 2006
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tea patsies 

people who mindlessly believe the kooky stuff the right wing dispenses.
The tea patsies believe the President is not a U.S. citizen.
tea patsies by mbullock January 18, 2011

pasketti 

n: the word for spagetti untill one reaches the age of 4 (hopefully).
Mother-"We're having spagetti tonight, dear."

Child-"What the F**k is spagetti?! I asked for pasketti, B***c!!"
pasketti by Wolonsita January 10, 2007
did you watch the superbowl?
yea man the giants dominated the pats
yea because they are patshetic
patshetic by marc craven February 3, 2008

pasketty 

what you used to say when you wanted spaghetti until you were like four
timmy: "mom can we have pasketty tonight"
mom: "timmy you dumbfuck it's spaghetti
pasketty by kopeechiboomer October 10, 2019
Pasketi is spegetti for dyslexic people.
“I want some pasketi and meetballs”

*laugh track*
Pasketi by I’msory August 19, 2018

Patsexual 

Having sexual attraction or feeling the need to simp for men named Pat/Patrick. Also meaning to identify as one who only likes people named Patrick.
"Are you coming out to your parents?"
"No, they don't know I'm Patsexual yet"
Patsexual by rinpffft August 17, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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