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pasketti 

n: the word for spagetti untill one reaches the age of 4 (hopefully).
Mother-"We're having spagetti tonight, dear."

Child-"What the F**k is spagetti?! I asked for pasketti, B***c!!"
pasketti by Wolonsita January 10, 2007

passertive 

when you are passive aggressively assertive
1. "she was being a little rude" "nah man, she was bein passertive"

2. i get shit done when i man up and become passertive

3. the kid across from me on the bus wasn't moving, so i jumped ahead of him to get off. sometimes you just gotta be passertive like that
passertive by brashlin June 15, 2014

packerton 

rest in peace Caden Fritz #LLC 10-30-19
packerton-caden fritz
packerton by byron226 October 30, 2019

parkertown 

A very small town located next in the middle of Tuckerton and West Creek. People that live in Parkertown claim they live in WC because it's very close and everyone feels the need to be considered a piney in order to be cool. Parkertown is the very town where Sara got the name "anal princess"(someone who enjoys anal sex) but was later promoted to "anal queen" . Parkertown is completely pointless..it's just a "drive by" town. there is absolutely nothing to do there. People from tuckerton and parkertown walk for miles just to chill at the skatepark with the pineys and the girls gawk at shitty scumbags ride their bikes badly. The greatest thing within 5 miles of Parkertown would be the floodgates..the leach filled swimming hole, which is now closed down. probably because of scummy assholes. if you try to swim at the floodgates.. you will be shot by the man who lives across the street. just wait till he dies to come to parkertown.
ocean: yo sara..wanna bone??
sara: sure. but i only take it up the butt.
ocean: shit. that hole's too loose.

guy: yo wanna go to parkertown?
girl: what can we do there man?
guy: idk what youre gonna do in parkertown.. but i'll be boning saras asshole.
parkertown by a mystic islander. August 27, 2009

pasketty 

what you used to say when you wanted spaghetti until you were like four
timmy: "mom can we have pasketty tonight"
mom: "timmy you dumbfuck it's spaghetti
pasketty by kopeechiboomer October 10, 2019

Parkertarian 

One who acts or is similar to the one and only Parker TV
Curtis is a real Parkertarian
Parkertarian by Wizzle Gawd June 20, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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