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patron pussy 

When a female can't orgasm because she drank too much alcohol. The shortened term "PP" may also be used. (Female version of whiskey dick).
He was fuckin me so good but I couldn't finish cause I had patron pussy.

I wish I didn't drink that much last night, he was hot as fuck and had a nice dick but I had the PP.
patron pussy by Potatopie91 August 26, 2017
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Patron Pussy 

yo i have mad patron pussy i can’t fuck
Patron Pussy by cajc January 5, 2020

The Pussy Patrol 

A Hip-Hop band consisting of the members: T-Fizzle, JD McBigDick and The Pimp known as Whiskers. Known for their hit album "She Wet Like an Otter".
Oh shit! That's the Pussy Patrol! Get their Monkey Asses!
The Pussy Patrol by AlbinoNova January 18, 2015

Pussy Patrol 

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.
Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!
Pussy Patrol by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Pussy Patrol 

A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,

high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
Man-child: Women drivers rev my engine
Pussy Patrol: Outside Saudi that's low standards

pussy patrol 

{the cat cops{
snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo
pussy patrol by Digital Guy July 26, 2018

STANK PUSSY PATROL 

A group of individuals patrolling for the finer things.
"Are they the same Stank Pussy Patrol niggas from SoundCloud?"
"Yes"
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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