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A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.
by The Great Rando July 14, 2002
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A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,

high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
Man-child: Women drivers rev my engine
Pussy Patrol: Outside Saudi that's low standards
by ih8thepatriarchy July 22, 2017
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People who pluck bushy vagina hairs and put them on bald mens head. They also go around and test the pussies by sticking fanta bottles in them
No wonder we have so many pairs of tweezers and my dad's growing hair so fast, it must be the work of the Pussy Patrol!
by G, Bur July 19, 2002
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snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo
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by Digital Guy July 26, 2018
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