Patriotica 

Patriotica n. a portmanteu of Patriot and Erotica. The raging red white and blue boner you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching F-22 Talons fly over, seeing Arlington National Cemetary, shooting fireworks on Independence Day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. This boner is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of Viagra while watching Kate Upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don't compare to good old 'MURICA) Every red blooded American who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that America really is the big swinging dick of the world. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.

Synonyms include: Team America, Winning

Guy one: man I swear, watching President Reagan's Speeches on Youtube has been like porn to me lately.

Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!

Guy one: *Splooge*

Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.

Patriotica by dugard November 4, 2012

patriotica 

A critical mass of US flags, bumperstickers, yellow ribbons, ect.

Dude, check out the patriotica on that pickup truck.

patriotica by Taco Flavored Keeses June 23, 2004

The Great Patriotic Pact 

This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.

The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.

The Great Patriotic Pact by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023

Patriolic 

Acidic hate speech wrapped in the flag and proudly proffered as if it makes one "more American"

Rush Limbaugh's radio program is frequently peppered with patriolic language.

Patriolic by Arrghpaine July 23, 2012

Patriotisnt 

The act of aggressively touting your patriotism while encouraging behavior that is contrary to the principles the country was founded on.

1 - Every time Cheney defends torture he reinforces his patriotisnt.
2 - Hoping for the failure of the Elected President of the United States is a measure of your patriotisnt.

Patriotisnt by ArrghPaine March 7, 2010

Patriotreason 

1) An act committed when someone loves political ranting but does not actually know anything

2) To commit an act that is so mindlessly stupid it damages an entire nation.

2)"We need to defeat Canada in the arms race!"

"Thats patriotreason you buttmunch"

1) "That fool supports the Patriot Act because he thinks it makes us more free. We should citizen's arrest their ass for patriotreason!"

Patriotreason by Free Whilly April 11, 2012

Patrioticgemman 

A guy that uses the urban dictionary in an improper way.

I am Patrioticgemman.
Oh no!

Patrioticgemman by laser_fox March 5, 2021