Patriotica n. a portmanteu of Patriot and Erotica. The raging red white and blue boner you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching F-22 Talons fly over, seeing Arlington National Cemetary, shooting fireworks on Independence Day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. This boner is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of Viagra while watching Kate Upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don't compare to good old 'MURICA) Every red blooded American who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that America really is the big swinging dick of the world. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.
Synonyms include: Team America, Winning
Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.
Synonyms include: Team America, Winning
Guy one: man I swear, watching President Reagan's Speeches on Youtube has been like porn to me lately.
Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!
Guy one: *Splooge*
Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.
Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!
Guy one: *Splooge*
Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.
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Get the patriotica mug.This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.
The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.
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Get the Patriolic mug.The act of aggressively touting your patriotism while encouraging behavior that is contrary to the principles the country was founded on.
1 - Every time Cheney defends torture he reinforces his patriotisnt.
2 - Hoping for the failure of the Elected President of the United States is a measure of your patriotisnt.
2 - Hoping for the failure of the Elected President of the United States is a measure of your patriotisnt.
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2) To commit an act that is so mindlessly stupid it damages an entire nation.
2) To commit an act that is so mindlessly stupid it damages an entire nation.
2)"We need to defeat Canada in the arms race!"
"Thats patriotreason you buttmunch"
1) "That fool supports the Patriot Act because he thinks it makes us more free. We should citizen's arrest their ass for patriotreason!"
"Thats patriotreason you buttmunch"
1) "That fool supports the Patriot Act because he thinks it makes us more free. We should citizen's arrest their ass for patriotreason!"
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