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Patrick Kane 

Patrick Kane, an NHL player for the Chicago Blackhawks, plays right wing and wears the number 88. Picked by the Blackhawks in 2007, he was first overall in the NHL draft. He is widely considered as the best American born hockey player, being still extremely dominant at the sport at age 30. He has led the Blackhawks to a modern dynasty, winning the cup 3 times through the span of 2010-2015. Kane is a fan favorite of Chicago not only because of his insane on-ice skills but also his off ice personality.

Contrary to the other definitions of Kane, he is NOT a rapist. Although he was accused of it, a rape kit proved that he was innocent, clearing his name. Many have forgotten about that incident although others still like to bring it up when trash talking. You hate him cuz you ain’t him buddy boys.

Awards

Ted Lindsay, Art Ross, 100 Greatest players of all time, Hart Trophy, Conn Smythe, Calder, and 3 time Stanley Cup winner.
Patrick Kane is my favorite player to watch
Patrick Kane by Kaner17 August 18, 2019

Patrick Kane 

The Blackhawks winger that wears number 88. He is nicknamed Kaner or hatrick kane because of his hatrick against the canucks in game 6 of the playoffs this year.
Guy 1: who is your favorite hockey player?

Guy 2: I gotta go with Patrick Kane

Announcer: Hatrick Kane gets his 3rd goal of the day!
Patrick Kane by rh15 May 26, 2009

Patrick Kane 

Most hated rapist in the NHL.
Hey did you here Patrick Kane raped that girl?
Patrick Kane by Soletsdoit August 31, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026