patable

In reference to headpat. Adjective: person who you can pat.
Someone who gives of those special vibes that just makes you want to pat their head. Usually but not always a short and cute person. Usually between friends.

Person #1: "you're so patable, it's nice"
* pat pat*
shortie #1: "noo, stop, i don't like that"

patable by akkini November 21, 2022

Parable Of The Onion 

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE IN R.S EXAMS. YOU WILL NOT GET THE MARKS)

"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

Parable Of The Onion by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019

The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe 

Released in 2022 for Steam, Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo, The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an updated release and sequel to 2013’s The Stanley Parable. Well known for being a meta deconstruction of video game choices and free will, a British narrator (played by Kevan Brighting) guides Stanley to freedom. You will make choices, you will not make choices. The end is never the end is never the end is never (repeat infinum)

This is the story of a game called The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe. One day, it gained an entry on Urban Dictionary and was received with reviews from those on the website. The quote is an example of how the narrator narrates the game, and as such should be read in his voice.

The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe by A Different Hunan Person To Yo August 18, 2022

Stanley Parable 

Stan-ley Par-a-ble (Stan-lee par-uh-buhl)

Noun.

1. A descriptor for a situation or dilemma in which the best course of action would be to follow the path laid out for one's self, potentially by an omniscient or omnipresent figure, wherein all other courses of action would lead to certain failure.
2. A reference to the video game Source Mod of the same name.

Stop trying to find other ways around it and trust me. The easiest way to get this done is to just do it the way I'm telling you. You're caught in a Stanley Parable.

Stanley Parable by Stanley 427 August 15, 2011

Potent Potables 

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

Potent Potables by Paul June 14, 2005

payable on death 

A type of bank account that will leave all of its contents to the specified heir upon the death of the account's original owner. This keeps the money within the account out of probate.

The band "P.O.D." took this term, applied it to the death of Yahshuah (Jesus Christ), and used it for their name. The contents of a payable-on-death account loosely symbolize The Messiah's atonement for our sin.

Mikhail: "You have a payable-on-death bank account?"
Phineas: "No, I'll be sitting in Hell laughing my ass off at the people going through the trouble of proving the authenticity of my will."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"

Mikhail: "What does P.O.D.'s name mean?"
Phineas: "It stands for Payable on Death. It's a type of bank account that allows its contents to be passed on to somebody else when the owner dies without the money going into probate. They correlate this with Jesus' atonement for our sin, you fucking dumbass. Jeez, why the hell do I even hang around you? If I wanted to hear dumb questions, I'd go to a third grade math lesson and listen to kids ask why two plus two equals four."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"

payable on death by BeefMonger February 19, 2008

putable 

"Putable" is a somewhat nicer version of "bangable" or "doable." It refers to a female that you would put your penis in; or in the alternative to a guy who a gal would allow him to put his penis in her.

"See that girl? her name is Liina, she's very putable."

putable by SharkmanMN January 12, 2021