Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.

Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!

Pasterony by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019

Pasterino 

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv

"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"

Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014

Pasternakian Narcolepsy 

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

Pasternakian Narcolepsy by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

Patrony 

To patronise, a new word coming up in the street to strike down the dirty corner kids.

Jess: PATRONY IS NOT A WORD.
Mark: Check out Urbandictionary, gal.

Patrony by Markus Decimus Lungleyus August 21, 2009

Pastronomy 

the study of garlicky cold cuts and deli sandwiches

I know you're into all things dessert, but I'm far more interested in pastronomy.

Pastronomy by thehypermom December 3, 2010

Pastroni 

Making sense of pure humor, non-sense and awesomeness!

That shirt is so pastroni!

Pastroni by It's Just Me, Ok? July 7, 2009

Pasternak 

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

Pasternak by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011