Pasterony
Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!
Pasterony by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019
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Pasterino
A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv
"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"
Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014
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Pasternakian Narcolepsy
The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.
Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.
Guy 2: What lit homework?
Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.
Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
Guy 2: What lit homework?
Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.
Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
Pasternakian Narcolepsy by tekboi94 February 22, 2011
Patrony
Patrony by Markus Decimus Lungleyus August 21, 2009
Pastronomy
Pastronomy by thehypermom December 3, 2010
Pasternak
pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.
Pasternak by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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