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The brownish white sticky fluid that seeps out of one's butt hole after rigorous anal sex. Very similar to a Santorum, the Passon refers only to those over the age of 65 who aren't able to control their anus any longer.

"Hey did you hear about Ted's grandma?"
"Yeah! She totally got Passoned at her retirement home by the dirty old janitor!"

passon by Penislover9987 November 22, 2013

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Passon Fingers

Someone that wrecks/(roots) everything they touch

Good one passon fingers its broken, every thing you touch you fuck

Passon Fingers by Klae01 January 9, 2007

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Thug Passon

The connection between a male and female, whom most likely grew up together, or in the same environment (ghetto), who fully understand one another mentally and physically, and knows how to make the other feel better when their feeling down..

Lil boosie song Thug Passon

"thug passon, make a nigga smile when he feeling down"

Thug Passon by TRUbleENT February 16, 2010

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en passant

holy hell

Person 1: google en passant
Person 2: holy hell

en passant by EnPassantBoi March 20, 2021

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en passant

google en passent if you dont want to do pipi in your pampers

google en passant
holy hell

en passant by AstatineMan April 24, 2021

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Passion Shower

The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.

Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .

Get your tickets to ride. The Passion Shower will be boarding you soon.

Passion Shower by PassionTrain August 29, 2012

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pason pount

A random bloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.

Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up

pason pount by Honest Pason Pount fan and 99 August 9, 2022

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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