parksnine 

when someone is completly obsessed with something that everything he does has to do with the number nine. Crazy isnt it?

Man, that Coach Parks is so parksnine

parksnine by scott October 22, 2004

Parksnine 

An obsession of the number nine that is completely uncontrollable to the point that you can't life without nine.

Yo, you crazy bitch, stop with the parksnine and lets get goin

Parksnine by Tom October 22, 2004

Parksing

Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.

Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parksing by Joseph Buddens Jr May 21, 2021

parkside apartments 

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up

rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

parkside apartments by diaperbabybrother June 7, 2017

Parkstone Grammar School 

A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.

Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!

Parkstone Grammar School by theworldfreakshow. April 19, 2010

University of Wisconsin Parkside 

A lesser known campus in the UW public school system, the University of Wisconsin Parkside was founded back in 1968. It's one of the newest UW schools, and because of that it is greatly under appreciated by the majority of the state. Unlike schools such as UW-Madison or UW-Milwaukee, UW-Parkside hasn't had a chance to establish it's reputation as a quality and worth-while school to attend, so many people use it as a fall back option. However, Parkside is a fantastic school with a diverse campus.

Greg's parent's weren't thrilled when the only school he was accepted to was University of Wisconsin Parkside, but four years and a bachelors degree later, they realized he had been in good hands.

University of Wisconsin Parkside by Quite Contrary September 19, 2009

University of Wisconsin Parkside 

Home of the Worlds Worst Division 2 Baseball Program. Once Head Coached by the Great Jarvis Brown with the Assistantance of Pitching Coach John Pulera Career ERA of 67. Brown Compiled a record of 14-73 in his three year tenure which was cut short due to Irreconsilable difference. If you ever come to Kenosha, Stay away from the Hell that is 900 Wood road

Frank: Hey i got a baseball scholarship to University of Wisconsin Parkside
John: Wow, That's like being the Tallest Midget.

University of Wisconsin Parkside by Jon Klienmeyer June 28, 2010