parksnickety

fastidiousness in finding the optimal parking space and/or in parking optimally within a giving parking space.

There were an abundance of open parking spaces at the Board Game Museum, but ya muva, as is her wont, was quite parksnickety and sought out the parking space she deemed best positioned to minimize some combination of the walk to the museum entrance and the later drive to the parking lot exit. She then parked and re-parked in said parking spot until she was satisfied that her car was equidistant to the white parking lines.

parksnickety by Tank Miller October 14, 2026

persnickety 

per⋅snick⋅et⋅y (per-snik-i-tee)
--adjective
1. Showing particular attention to the details.
2. Related to being picky or fussy--over-particular.
3. Commonly perceived as snobbish or pretentious.
3. Fastidious.

"Don't be so persnickety, who cares which way the toilet roll hangs."

persnickety by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008

Persnickety 

picky

Don't be so persnikety about what I put on your plate.

Persnickety by Reuel Titus October 12, 2003

Persnickety Snatch 

Persnickety Snatch: Snobby vag

Persnickety: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care.
Snatch: Take something, a brief spell of effort or activity, vagina.

I knocked the argyle socks off that persnickety snatch!

Persnickety Snatch by Snick & Snatch Obstinate July 21, 2009

Persnickety 

Previously an adjective that now is a verb. It is the new way to describe making out or hooking up, even canoodling without being too obvious about it. It never goes farther than second base. Usually persnickety happens on a one time basis or with someone you aren't that interested in. It also means to canoodle, or to spoon and kiss etc.

Alanna and David just persnicketied behind the bleachers at the football game.

Damn it! I really want to persnickety with him, but I don't want to make the first move.

Persnickety by onefourthlady October 2, 2009

Persnickety 

A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means picky or very fussy about small details or being a snob.

"I'm trying to be cool and this guy gets all persnickety at me suddenly, yah thats a word, google that shit, I'm off snarky, now we're on persnickety"-Dane Cook

Persnickety by Yznal December 27, 2007

Persnickety Shaft

PERSNICKETY SHAFT: SNOBBY DICK

PERSNICKETY: Fussy or having the aloof attitude of a snob; requiring painstaking care

SHAFT: a long pole forming the body of various weapons, as lances or arrows; dick

I cannot believe that persnickety shaft wore pink pants to work today!

Persnickety Shaft by snitch & snatch October 6, 2009