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parke:

1.Someone who gives a tremendous amount of homework, and grades tests badly, including giving students a lack of sleep.

2. someone who is very mean

3. In junior high language, someone who is extremely annoying, a very intense bad word
1. Why does she have to be a parke?

2. Oh my parke!!!!

3. What the parke!!!!!
parke by KeViNlIAekRp June 8, 2009
Parke is a supa hottie who tryna come for that booty. He makes hilarious jokes and no matter what will put a smile on your face. Parke really loves fast food but yet he skinny as hell. Parke is daddy
Parke: * steals someone’s phone
Person: give it back!!!
Parke: call me daddy
Parke by Ya boi skinny peen April 18, 2019

Matt parke 

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!
Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe
Matt parke by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.
"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

Low Mic Packer

The original form of packing, regular packing with a low monotone type of voice, and a low microphone.
"Those people in that discord server tried to loud mic me but I'm a low mic packer."
Low Mic Packer by thethizzkid December 4, 2020

Piggy packer 

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.
Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.
Piggy packer by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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