Parke

Big massive pipi mucho affectionate. Very nice and easily emotional. Walking STD when on monster.

My name is Parke.

by Parke with an E March 11, 2019

parke

parke:

1.Someone who gives a tremendous amount of homework, and grades tests badly, including giving students a lack of sleep.

2. someone who is very mean

3. In junior high language, someone who is extremely annoying, a very intense bad word

1. Why does she have to be a parke?

2. Oh my parke!!!!

3. What the parke!!!!!

by KeViNlIAekRp June 8, 2009

Parke

Parke is a supa hottie who tryna come for that booty. He makes hilarious jokes and no matter what will put a smile on your face. Parke really loves fast food but yet he skinny as hell. Parke is daddy

Parke: * steals someone’s phone
Person: give it back!!!
Parke: call me daddy

by Ya boi skinny peen April 18, 2019

Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Pulling a parkes

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.

"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021

Low Mic Packer

The original form of packing, regular packing with a low monotone type of voice, and a low microphone.

"Those people in that discord server tried to loud mic me but I'm a low mic packer."

by thethizzkid December 4, 2020

Piggy packer

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.

Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016