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Big massive pipi mucho affectionate. Very nice and easily emotional. Walking STD when on monster.
My name is Parke.
Parke by Parke with an E March 11, 2019
Words you can keep
parke:

1.Someone who gives a tremendous amount of homework, and grades tests badly, including giving students a lack of sleep.

2. someone who is very mean

3. In junior high language, someone who is extremely annoying, a very intense bad word
1. Why does she have to be a parke?

2. Oh my parke!!!!

3. What the parke!!!!!
parke by KeViNlIAekRp June 8, 2009
Parke is a supa hottie who tryna come for that booty. He makes hilarious jokes and no matter what will put a smile on your face. Parke really loves fast food but yet he skinny as hell. Parke is daddy
Parke: * steals someone’s phone
Person: give it back!!!
Parke: call me daddy
Parke by Ya boi skinny peen April 18, 2019

Matt parke 

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!
Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe
Matt parke by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.
"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

Low Mic Packer

The original form of packing, regular packing with a low monotone type of voice, and a low microphone.
"Those people in that discord server tried to loud mic me but I'm a low mic packer."
Low Mic Packer by thethizzkid December 4, 2020

Piggy packer 

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.
Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.
Piggy packer by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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