parentange 

-the money given to you, by your parents, left over from buying something for them and keeping it

Johnny went out to the mall and spent all the parentange he got from the day before.

parentange by Val Holden January 16, 2013

parentard

A mentally challenged parental unit.

You did worse things when you were my age, so don't lecture me, you parentard!

parentard by VMCarrera October 24, 2008

partland 

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.

John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.

partland by foy_45 March 28, 2004

Parentarded 

When the stress/anxiety to even speak to your parents makes you less intelligent or a resultant conversation with your parents makes you more dumb.

1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”

2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”

Parentarded by soconfused80 March 4, 2023

Parentaganda 

Sensationalist coverage of "trends" happening among teenagers to scare the shit out of their parents. Although occurences of these "trends" are totally infrequent and not really an actual thing in the adolescent community, parentaganda usually results in higher ratings for these slow-news-day reporters and annoying, awkwardly posed questions from concerned parents to their kids.

Mom: "Sweetheart...are you and your boyfriend/girlfriend sexting?"
You: "No mom, thats just a bunch of parentaganda."

Parents: "Son, we need to talk to you about the dangers of choking yourself while masturbating."
You: "OH GOD, NO! WHY, PARENTAGANDA, WHY?!?"

Parentaganda by Hellomissbone August 7, 2011