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paraplag

When someone paraphrases a written work and gives no credit to its original author.
Pete:Everyone thinks that Jessica is so smart.
Joe:Yeah, all she does is paraplag stuff from wikipedia.
by Joesph Boyd October 24, 2007
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Paraplegic

Paraplegics have complete or incomplete paralysis of the lower half of the body including both legs, usually caused by damage to the spinal cord.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.
John was in a bad accident last night and severed his spinal cord.

How bad is it?

The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.

Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic
by J.P. a paraplegic June 24, 2008
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paraplegic

a paraplegic is someone with disabled bodily functions
"i wasn't gonna run from the cops but i was high, i was gonna pull right over and stop, but i was high-now i'm a paraplegic and i know why yeah cuz i got high, cuz i got high, cuz i got hiiigh..."
by psycho_squirrel26 October 31, 2006
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Paraplegic potty break

When you bang a girl so hard that her legs take on a state of pseudo paraplegia, making it almost impossible for her to use the bathroom.
“ we haven’t you used the bathroom yet?”

“ I can’t move to get there after round 6, my legs have paraplegia right now”

achievement unlocked: paraplegic potty break “

“ come on I’ll carry you there”
by Leo23560 March 29, 2022
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Reverse Paraplegia

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.
We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.
by Alouicious August 29, 2010
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paraplant

The keen ability for an individual to make someone else feel paranoid by planting a thought or idea into that persons head.
you can paraplant into other people by suggesting scary ideas "hey, do you think she doesn't like you......because I was wondering why she was whispering the other day and happened to be looking in your direction" or "do you think they plan some layoffs, because now we have too many employees"
by reading your mind August 29, 2013
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Paraplateau

Sets of layers that eventually result in a boomer operation environment.
otherwise used to shitpost definitions that make no sense
Paraplateau, ok (boom)er
by offmaniaasd iomm December 1, 2019
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