paraplega 

A state of Euphoric being, binding both taste and humor into somthing exquisit.

“how was Hawwiie”

“bro I was in Paraplega the whole time”

I was in a complet state of Paraplega during my honeymoon.

paraplega by Sir. Fagalot the great March 21, 2019

Paraplegic 

Paraplegics have complete or incomplete paralysis of the lower half of the body including both legs, usually caused by damage to the spinal cord.
The amount of paralysis is almost always a correlation of how much damage was suffered in the spinal cord. Motor vehicle accidents are the prime cause and more than 10 thousand people per year suffer a spinal cord injury, most injuries result in tetraplegia which is paralyais of the entire body below the neck.

John was in a bad accident last night and severed his spinal cord.

How bad is it?

The trauma doctors at the hospital said his spine was severed near the lower part of his sternum. John may never walk again. He's paraplegic.

Thank god he's still alive and didn't suffer brain damage. And at least he's not a quadriplegic

Paraplegic by J.P. a paraplegic June 24, 2008

Paraphenanigans 

Committing shenanigans while under the influence of any mind altering drug.

The hooligans were up to no good at 2:00 in the morning, committing all sorts of paraphenanigans.

Paraphenanigans by Eat Your Weedies February 22, 2009

paraplegic 

a paraplegic is someone with disabled bodily functions

"i wasn't gonna run from the cops but i was high, i was gonna pull right over and stop, but i was high-now i'm a paraplegic and i know why yeah cuz i got high, cuz i got high, cuz i got hiiigh..."

paraplegic by psycho_squirrel26 October 31, 2006

paraperaxis 

noun, plural par·a·prax·es par-uh-prak-seez. Psychology. a slip of the tongue or pen, forgetfulness, misplacement of objects, or other error thought to reveal unconscious wishes or attitudes.Also known as parapraxis, these slips supposedly reveal secret thoughts and feelings that people hold. Typical examples include an individual calling their spouse by an ex's name, saying the wrong word, or even misinterpreting a written or spoken word.

ex:

person1: hey marcus
person2: bitch that's your exes name
person1: sorry i had a little paraperaxis

paraperaxis by sassysquirm29 May 16, 2023

paralegal 

An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.

Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.

paralegal by Casey Black February 24, 2010

Purplegate 

A serious and preventable error caused by poor planning, derived from the denial of entry to thousands of ticketholders at the Purple Gate on Inauguration Day 2009.

Q: On this, George W. Bush's last day in office, what one word do you feel best describes the past eight years?
A: Purplegate.

Purplegate by Purple Person January 22, 2009