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Paperback 

Soft, halfhearted, flimsy, weak, easy to discard or replace
Those paperback friends of yours arent worth shit.
Paperback by Forceone November 21, 2011

Paperback 

The act of recieving a test with a note that says "See Me After Class". You cannot deny what the teacher desires for you, so of course, you go. Your teacher then proceeds to underdress slowly. Eventually you and your teacher begin to have violent intercourses.

This usually ends in an expulsion for the teacher and student.
-Hey dude, did ya hear the news about Johnny?
-Naw bro, what happened?
-Mr.Jones told him to stay after class, and then gave him a paperback!
-DUDE! Is Johnny okay?
Paperback by YOBOIPER December 14, 2010

paperback 

this term describes another person in the sense of romantic appeal. Meaning cheap, easy to trash or able to toss out, possibly not worth the time or money.
she is okay but her friend is a total paperback
paperback by Master Woodog January 5, 2011

Paperback Bitch 

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.
Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch

Paperback writer

Making a song with ONE chord. First attempted by Paul McCartney by the great band The Beatles.
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer by Chicken rider November 20, 2022

Paperback princess 

A girly-girl (sometimes referred to as princess) who has a “soft cover” in reference to her sweet disposition and general agreeability. Like a paperback novel, she is conveniently carried around and brought up when there’s time to kill. That is to say, the paperback princess is undervalued by society and often overlooked for the pages and generalized by the cover.

A play on the children’s book title “Paperbag Princess” by Robert Munsch. The paperback princess, much like the paper bag princess overcomes her sweetness and naivety to rescue spare herself from wasting time on a loser guy.
Jared’s gone and found himself another paperback princess - I wonder how longs it’s going to take her to realize he’s a total prick.
Paperback princess by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021