Paper Money 

Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.

Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"

Paper Money by Pon Raul August 5, 2010

toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

toilet paper money by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

brown paper bag money 

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

brown paper bag money by Borbus January 9, 2008

brown paper bag money 

money earned from selling dope

I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.

brown paper bag money by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008

cash money paper 

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.

-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".

cash money paper by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020

paper cuts from money 

When your so rich that you take some money out of the bank and you get a paper cut from all the money cause their is to much of it.
Also used by Lil Uzi VertIn p2.

Rich Person 1: How was the bank?
Rich person 2: man i had so much money i got paper cuts from money.
Rich person 1: Dude that happened to me to!
Rich person 2: No way nice man!

paper cuts from money by KILLALLKARENS April 2, 2020