panty art 

Abstract image left on panties by blood soaked pubic hairs , when her period starts, unexpectedly.

Me: Damn, that's some crazy panty art.

Her: Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

panty art by JJ Jarvis May 12, 2011

arty pants 

1. someone who thinks they know a lot about art

2. crafty trousers

3. creative heavy breathing

Marie: Picasso is sooooo overrated. I prefer the juxtaposed dichotomies of Marden's self referential formative work.
Antoine: mmm hhmmmm. How do you figure that Miss Arty Pants?

Ooooooo... embroidery. I love your arty pants!

Marie decided to experiment during sex with Antoine and expressed her satisfaction with a chorus of moans and arty pants.

arty pants by mshell July 20, 2008

Arty Party 

A celebration where a bunch of strapping young lads get together and play freeze tag with their erect penises.

Dylan: Shit, I tagged so many people today, my dick feels like a limp sausage.

Bradley: Yeah, that's an arty party for ya!

Arty Party by Itsapartyitsapartyitsaparty January 2, 2014

Grassy Arthur's Garden Party 

Another term for a vagina

''How do Kieth, how was that honey you pulled last eve''

''Sweet Kieth, she had a Grassy Arthur's Garden Party like a chipmunk's ear''

Grassy Arthur's Garden Party by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008

arty pants 

1. someone who thinks they know a lot about art

2. crafty trousers

3. creative heavy breathing

Marie: Picasso is sooooo overrated. I prefer the juxtaposed dichotomies of Marden's self referential formative work.
Antoine: mmm hhmmmm. How do you figure that Miss Arty Pants?

Ooooooo... embroidery. I love your arty pants!

Marie decided to experiment during sex with Antoine and expressed her satisfaction with a chorus of moans and arty pants.

arty pants by mshell December 15, 2008