pants call 

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

pants call by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009

Roll call before the pants fall 

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

Roll call before the pants fall by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012

Pant call 

An awkward call to a one night stand to ask for your pants back.

I had to make a pant call to that slut Julia.

Pant call by Sean Doyle January 13, 2008

panty calling card 

Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.

John just found a panty calling card.

panty calling card by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009

Pantsmallow 

The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.

"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"

Pantsmallow by CHD May 15, 2007