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panoch by aabby-shiz August 4, 2008
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Panochamages
The result of having a hurt panocha and emotional damages. Typically derived from hate that could be linked to an imbalance of PH levels in the panoch. Yeast flare ups are also a common symptom
Person1: why does that guy sound so salty, is he drunk?
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting
Panochamages by Da’Ron Burgundy May 10, 2022
Related Words
panocha • panochon • panoche • panochi • panochita • panocho • panoch • panocha breath • panocha hudgens • Panochaio
Panophobia
Fear of everything
Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!
Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!
Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!
Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010
Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.
Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
Pinochet's Helicopter Tours by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021
panoché whisper
panoché whisper by Aimaris55 May 11, 2017
Pancho's Comedy Night
n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"
"Pancho's Comedy Night."
"Pancho's Comedy Night."
Pancho's Comedy Night by Elmira17 March 1, 2014
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