panoch

pussy, good pussy

damn i got me some panoch last night
i tore that shit up!!!

by aabby-shiz August 4, 2008

Panochamages

The result of having a hurt panocha and emotional damages. Typically derived from hate that could be linked to an imbalance of PH levels in the panoch. Yeast flare ups are also a common symptom

Person1: why does that guy sound so salty, is he drunk?
Person2: I heard he has a chronic case of Panochamages and his pussy been hurting

by Da’Ron Burgundy May 10, 2022

Panophobia

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

panoché whisper

Like a dog whisperer... but for vaginas...

Wow he's/ she's the the panoché whisper to my vagina.

by Aimaris55 May 11, 2017

Pancho's Comedy Night

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.

"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."

by Elmira17 March 1, 2014

panochita

"Pussy," in Spanish.


Me gusta mi reggae
Me gusta Punk Rock
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita

Translation:

I like my reggae
I like punk rock
But the thing I like best is pussy

(Lyrics from Sublime - 'Caress Me Down')

by TimboCoc November 21, 2004