pangean

a person pangea, supercontinent, it was seperated around 300 million years ago, it is confirmed that pangea will reform after 160 million years, all we are technically pangeans because were living on the same continents that were just seperated from hundred million years ago, typically pacificans arent technically pacificans because some person just moved and started a global community, espicially tuvaluans and i-kiribatis and micronesians
fun fact arubans and curacaoans, bonaireans are actually not caribbeaneans, they are one of south or north americans from many years ago and i like how bruneian border is split to two

we are technically pangeans

by imakeweirddefinitions April 6, 2023

pageant ready look

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

pangranised

Withered, gnalred or otherwise deformed in some way.

Brian's prolonged exposure to the reactor core had left him with a severely pangranised head and upper body.

by Ming64 September 14, 2016

The American Pageant

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.

Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*

by Lokizzo September 22, 2005

Panganiban

When something is cool enough, it is to be considered awesome. When said thing reaches exceptionally high levels of awesome, it gains Panganiban status. Panganiban is pure, concentrated levels of glorious magnificence, choosing to manifest itself into human form at times.

(noun)-
I'm a Panganiban; are you?

(adjective)-
That guy is so Panganiban that when he walked into the room, awesomeness radiated from his body and turned everyone else into hip young homies.

by The_Panganiban March 14, 2009

child beauty pageants

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014