"If I could read you my life, I would be really good at art."

"Like I wish I could just project my brain into somebody that's good at art, and they could just DRAW that!"

-- "Dude...you're pandame as hell right now!"

"DUDE!"

-- "Yeah...."

Pandame by ElDuderino November 2, 2012

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Pandamic

When mathematical modeling shows that the next pandemic would probabilistically come from pandas, as the virus moved from these beloved or cute animals to humans, but the potential source location of infection, be it in a zoo or forest, remains a bone of contention.

Would the next pandemic be pandamic, as people and pandas increase their close contact with each other, thus putting an end to China’s panda diplomacy?

Pandamic by MathPlus January 4, 2022

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Pandametriosis

A serious psychological disorder in which the victim is compelled to cling on to its master and whimpers when pried off or left alone. However the disorder is simply voluntary and often contracted by being pampered as a young child.

Im sorry but your partner seems to have contracted pandametriosis. The only remedy is to run. Run far away.

Pandametriosis by xGhost112x March 6, 2017

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pandamergency

(pan-duh-murr-gin-see)

A panda with a life threatening situation such as extreme illness or injury; in this case they would need to visit the pandamergency room.

A way to explain that a specific type of bear is not just rare, but critically endangered.

What you say when you're jonesin' for a double portion of that awesome orange chicken.

I haven't had orange chicken in over a year. It's a true pandamergency!

pandamergency by GrabTheGoBag December 12, 2019

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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