"If I could read you my life, I would be really good at art."

"Like I wish I could just project my brain into somebody that's good at art, and they could just DRAW that!"

-- "Dude...you're pandame as hell right now!"

"DUDE!"

-- "Yeah...."

Pandame by ElDuderino November 2, 2012

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Pandamic

When mathematical modeling shows that the next pandemic would probabilistically come from pandas, as the virus moved from these beloved or cute animals to humans, but the potential source location of infection, be it in a zoo or forest, remains a bone of contention.

Would the next pandemic be pandamic, as people and pandas increase their close contact with each other, thus putting an end to China’s panda diplomacy?

Pandamic by MathPlus January 4, 2022

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Pandametriosis

A serious psychological disorder in which the victim is compelled to cling on to its master and whimpers when pried off or left alone. However the disorder is simply voluntary and often contracted by being pampered as a young child.

Im sorry but your partner seems to have contracted pandametriosis. The only remedy is to run. Run far away.

Pandametriosis by xGhost112x March 6, 2017

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pandamergency

(pan-duh-murr-gin-see)

A panda with a life threatening situation such as extreme illness or injury; in this case they would need to visit the pandamergency room.

A way to explain that a specific type of bear is not just rare, but critically endangered.

What you say when you're jonesin' for a double portion of that awesome orange chicken.

I haven't had orange chicken in over a year. It's a true pandamergency!

pandamergency by GrabTheGoBag December 12, 2019

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