pandamec

An invasion of really old and fat pandas coming at you like a virus.

Damn, I can't believe I just survived that pandamec.

by Don550 February 5, 2022

pandamic

A natural or artificial disaster caused by pandas.

Oh John, king of the pandas, caused that pandamic.

by Thetruedictionary December 15, 2014

Pandamen

Pandamen is a horde of people who akneehow on bitches.

Pandamen: yo bitch akneehow

by akneehoww April 30, 2019

Pandame

the state of being intoxicated to a marijuana-laced level of incomprehensibility and inter-dimensional philosophical babble.

"If I could read you my life, I would be really good at art."

"Like I wish I could just project my brain into somebody that's good at art, and they could just DRAW that!"

-- "Dude...you're pandame as hell right now!"

"DUDE!"

-- "Yeah...."

by ElDuderino November 2, 2012

Pandamic

When mathematical modeling shows that the next pandemic would probabilistically come from pandas, as the virus moved from these beloved or cute animals to humans, but the potential source location of infection, be it in a zoo or forest, remains a bone of contention.

Would the next pandemic be pandamic, as people and pandas increase their close contact with each other, thus putting an end to China’s panda diplomacy?

by MathPlus January 4, 2022

Pandametriosis

A serious psychological disorder in which the victim is compelled to cling on to its master and whimpers when pried off or left alone. However the disorder is simply voluntary and often contracted by being pampered as a young child.

Im sorry but your partner seems to have contracted pandametriosis. The only remedy is to run. Run far away.

by xGhost112x March 6, 2017

pandamergency

(pan-duh-murr-gin-see)

A panda with a life threatening situation such as extreme illness or injury; in this case they would need to visit the pandamergency room.

A way to explain that a specific type of bear is not just rare, but critically endangered.

What you say when you're jonesin' for a double portion of that awesome orange chicken.

I haven't had orange chicken in over a year. It's a true pandamergency!

by GrabTheGoBag December 12, 2019