palladino
a obese smelly man who can kill a elephant 40 miles away with the stench of his armpit ; a very hairy boy
palladino by mikeeyyyyyyyy January 26, 2009
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Palladino
When you fuck something up so bad that you have to leave the country in disgrace and move to North Korea
Palladino by Smokey McPotts 42069 June 6, 2022
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A Palladino
A palladino is a person who, while in a relationship with someone, preys on and sexually assaults their significant others’ friends. They then say it’s because they’re drunk/high, and lie to their significant other.
The girl said to her friend, “I think your boyfriend is a palladino, he tried to have sex with me last night while we all hanging out...and I was blacked out drunk in the back of his truck.”
The girl responded “But that can’t be, we’ve been dating for over a year! Also I was sitting in the front seat!”
The girl responded “But that can’t be, we’ve been dating for over a year! Also I was sitting in the front seat!”
A Palladino by Anonymous toddler November 29, 2019
Daphne Olivia Palladino
a very nice caring and loving. make sure you don't lie what so ever you ill end up dead, no seriously don't. they love the outdoors, being around the people they love, shopping, and eating. they surprisingly will seek revenge on those who wronged her by biting, kicking i the nards, or other forms of pain. seriously don't mess with them. you. will. not. survive. Daphne is ugly but people lie to her about that and they think your just trying to be nice and wont freak out they will just simply argue. they are usually super competitive. they love animals and will do anything in their power to get any type of pet they won't, they have self control in other words, unless we are talking about food consumption. give them food, they will be your problem forever, if they share your food with you take it VERY positively they don't do that for just anyone. they tend to not do things that make them uncomfortable like chicken fights with guys because reasons. they get along great with both guys and girls with her incredible personality. tends to forget somethings but usually small things. HATES FUCKING SCOOBY DOO! into animated show and movies. loves playing drums and listening to music. gets distracted easily. cant ever make quick decisions ever. tends to fall for Saxophonists.
Daphne Olivia Palladino by namer_of_things July 18, 2021
Palladinoing
Pretending to be drunk or high to take advantage of someone (usually a woman) at a party or social gathering.
The Palladinoing man grabbed her until he was apprehended, then he blamed it on being drunk, but the BAC test proved he wasn’t!
Palladinoing by Criss Crossed Nic Fit Sick November 21, 2018
Leveling up your paladin
A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".
Leveling up your paladin by Atlec November 3, 2005
Palladium
The Palladium
An all ages venue in Worcester, MA.
All shows are general admission (no assigned seating).
Books mostly alternative music artists.
2 stages;
the balcony (smaller stage)
downstairs (larger stage)
An all ages venue in Worcester, MA.
All shows are general admission (no assigned seating).
Books mostly alternative music artists.
2 stages;
the balcony (smaller stage)
downstairs (larger stage)
hxc kid 1: Did you see that 'A Day To Remember' is touring?
hxc kid 2: We HAVE to go see them at the Palladium.
hxc kid 2: We HAVE to go see them at the Palladium.
Palladium by Chelsea Challenge March 10, 2009
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