paladino

a unruly, runny defecation over which self control is an impossibility - much like the New York gubernatorial run of Carl Paladino in 2010
I ate a bowl of lentils and 25 prunes, I expect I'll have a wicked paladino in the morning!
by Jamie Sarvis October 15, 2010
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paladino

one who has pale skin and red hair..about as attractive as a prehistoric dinosaur with the only skill being annoyance.

Origin. Latin: Palio Dinorectus: palio meaning lack of skin pigment; Dinorectus meaning facial features similar to a t-rex asshole
My life was good until i met a Paladino.
by cococurry February 02, 2011
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Paladino Eyes

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.
Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."
by Majic-Man October 20, 2010
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Paladino

1. One who shames victims of sexual harassment or sexual assault.

2. A victim shamer.
Meryl Streep was a real paladino to Rose McGowan during the Harvey Weinstein scandal.
by SirHatesA1ot March 03, 2018
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Andrea Yanez Paladino Velen

She is a goddess at fortnite. She’s good at any game. She’s short, she’s funny, will always make you laugh. She is a very fast runner and will fucking destroy you in any race. She is loaded with cash in her pocket 😛, all jokes chill. She is a trash bag, always will be a trash bag 😔
by Drexaaaa December 03, 2019
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