paladino

a unruly, runny defecation over which self control is an impossibility - much like the New York gubernatorial run of Carl Paladino in 2010

I ate a bowl of lentils and 25 prunes, I expect I'll have a wicked paladino in the morning!

by Jamie Sarvis October 16, 2010

paladino

one who has pale skin and red hair..about as attractive as a prehistoric dinosaur with the only skill being annoyance.

Origin. Latin: Palio Dinorectus: palio meaning lack of skin pigment; Dinorectus meaning facial features similar to a t-rex asshole

My life was good until i met a Paladino.

by cococurry February 21, 2011

Paladino

1. One who shames victims of sexual harassment or sexual assault.

2. A victim shamer.

Meryl Streep was a real paladino to Rose McGowan during the Harvey Weinstein scandal.

by SirHatesA1ot March 4, 2018

Paladino Eyes

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.

Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."

by Majic-Man October 21, 2010

Andrea Yanez Paladino Velen

She is a goddess at fortnite. She’s good at any game. She’s short, she’s funny, will always make you laugh. She is a very fast runner and will fucking destroy you in any race. She is loaded with cash in her pocket 😛, all jokes chill. She is a trash bag, always will be a trash bag 😔

Andrea Yanez Paladino velen is a trash bag

by Drexaaaa December 2, 2019

Palladinoing

Pretending to be drunk or high to take advantage of someone (usually a woman) at a party or social gathering.

The Palladinoing man grabbed her until he was apprehended, then he blamed it on being drunk, but the BAC test proved he wasn’t!

by Criss Crossed Nic Fit Sick November 21, 2018

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005