paldin 

Crazy, pretty, and sly like a fox...

That's a Paldin

paldin by limabean22 June 27, 2017

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Paling 

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

Palming 

When a person rubs a mans boxers, where his penis is.

“don’t make me beg” he said harshly before bringing a hand to his bulge and palming himself slowly.

Palming by ANDIEISACUTIE September 7, 2015

President Palin 

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!

well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

Palinkered 

Drinking so much Hungarian palinka that it causes leg paralysis

I could barely walk last night, I was palinkered

Palinkered by ALCT March 1, 2015