Palatine 

A town that's actually like those old greaser movies: it has a right side and wrong side of the tracks. The North side si where all the mexicans and poor white kids live, with a decent mix of middle class kids from the Winston Park area. They all go to Palatine High School. South of the tracks is where all the rich kids live, they've got big houses and daddy-bought-it-for-me Lexus's and Escalades and BMWs. They have thier share of middle class kids as well, and a few poor kids from downtown.
Palatine is notorious for having absolutly NOTHING to do within it's borders. There is one place to shoot pool, but that shit gets expensive fast. Other than hanging ot at the Jewel or 7-11 until you get kicked out, you need to leave Palatine to find a good time.
Alot of the kids are stoners, druggies, or alcoholics. The town's roads are full of ricers, spicmobiles, minivans, and rich fucks. The mayor tried to do some 'remodling' thing to the downtown to try and copy Arlington Heights, but now it just looks like a real ugly fat chick with a few spots of make-up on.
The only interesting things to ever happen here is the massacre in the Brown's Chicken 17 years ago, and we got Smashmouth to play our streetfest once.
The only way to really appreciate it's shittyness is to leave for a while, then come back.
Get out while you still can.

-"Hey, what do you want to do today?"
-"Nothing, i have no money and no gas in my car."
-"Oh. Palatine sucks."

Palatine by los loco gringo October 20, 2008

Palatine 

adj. having to do with poor people, places, or things;

SYN: ghettofabulous

Lock your doors in this town, this place is totally palatine.

Palatine by Wully October 12, 2005

Palatine High School 

high school located in Palatine, Illinois all classes are divided into 8 periods. On the outside it looks like a prison and it's not really different on the inside.

The hall monitors act like security guards at the White House, some teachers are cool, others are total dicks.
It's divided into 3 floors, the 3rd floor is the math/science
section where a crap load of mexican kids hang out, the 2nd floor is the english/art section where there's a mix of both hispanic and whites and the 1st floor is where the gym,cafeteria and special need classes are located.

The only excitement is when a fight happens,and that doesn't really happen very often, but when it does, by the end of the day more than half of the kids know about it.
You have your typical cliques but there's really not a lot of rivalry, it's sort of race based but not always.
it's just a typical small town high school where one day blends in with another.

R.I.P. Chikis.

1. typic day at Palatine High School:
hall monitor: HEY! LEMME SEE SOME I.D.
kid hands I.D.
hall monitor: where are you supposed to be right now?
kid: i have a free period...
hall monitor: you know you're not supposed to be in the halls roaming around, it's a threat to our national security..

2.
kid 1; wtf?!?! I got 2 detentions for not wearing the required lanyard to school.
kid 2: yeah, I got a compulsory for not cleaning up the shit some other kid left before me in the lunch table.

Palatine High School by nadaqueverr March 11, 2009

Palatine High School 

Named one of the worst high schools in the Chicago suburbs by Channel 5 news in 2011 for it's gangs & drugs. Basically everyone one side of the train tracks goes to Palatine High School and on the other you go to Fremd. If you live on the Palatine High School side you probably are poor. You may be one of the few kids who had money but just bought on the Palatine High School side because the same exact house was $80,000 to $90,000 cheaper. (Because of Palatine High School) It's true when they say Fremd is the better school.

Palatine High School Student: Want some drugs?

Fremd High School Student: You can afford them?

Palatine High School by speakingtruthfully July 22, 2012

Palatine's Sweet Surprise 

An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.

Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!

Palatine's Sweet Surprise by The last wiggler December 24, 2020

palatine pounding

Go to a Walmart parking lot get a cart push the cart well running jump in and start giving back shots to a girl in the cart well it’s rolling across the lot (works best on a slight hill)

Yesterday Jake gave ally a palatine pounding

palatine pounding by Legendarysmallpp January 6, 2023

palatine water polo 

A loser like team that always gets their asses whooped by fremd

1) palatine water polo

2) defeated

palatine water polo by whoo123 May 1, 2010