The Pazananack is a rare and unique astonishing creature. This creature is said to be both cunning and charming. This beast cannot be tamed by a mere mortal man or a mortal woman.
As legend has it, there can only be one Pazananack in existence at a time, for if two were to exist mass chaos would erupt and the world as we know it would end. Those searching for this creature of legend will never find it, the Pazananack will find you. If you happen to cross paths with this beast it is only because the Pazananack wished to cross paths with you.
It is often claimed that "The Most Interesting Man In The World" was based off of the Pazananack.
1) Unpredictable skier or snowboarder who is either a beginner, senseless or entirely lacking style, moving slowly at a shallow angle across the piste
2) Any faller, clearly visible from the chair lift (regardless of ability)
3) Adventurous souls spotted off piste, when it looks totally disgusting/pointless
4) Anyone in front of you at the bar who hasn't decided what they want
(On arrival at chair lift) "Jesus Christ - there were so many planganiros back there it was like fucking MarioCart"
Panananananagram Is a very uncommon last name that almost always belongs to the kindest most compassionate people.The Panananananagram‘s have been around since prehistoric times and if you ever find yourself lucky enough to talk to one you will be given sight when blind, the ability to hear when deaf and the ability to move when paralyzed.they also grant wishes like genies but be careful what you wish for. The Panananananagram Family lives in an old abandoned saw mill that can only be seen from 90 light years away. If you ever discover one you should try to become close friends with them so that you can visit the saw mill.
”Did you see that guy over there, I’m almostpositive he’s a Panananananagram.”
can be used as anything and everything. can be used to replace any word in a sentence or just used by itself. it is also the meaning of life. (pronounced: pa-nang-a-nang)
"i like your pananganang!" (quicktip: dont say that to your teacher cause she will take it innapropriately)
OMG, last night during foreplay he phalanginaed me so hard I had to take some advil and sit on an ice pack. Obviously I didn't go back for the big fuck.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.