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phalangeal penetration 

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"
"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece
Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.
Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣

Phalangitate 

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."
Phalangitate by narj10052 January 21, 2009

phangina 

Fanfiction written about youtubers Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) but instead of a dan/phil slash pairing, its pairs each one with a girl.
It is the combination of the words Phan and vagina.
Omg. That phangina fix about Dan/Cat and Phil/Leila was soo good. Phileila is now my otp.

I know!!!! I can't even. THE FEELS!!!!
phangina by omgthepheels February 2, 2013

phalanticatsizin

a meaningless word to be put in the place of swear words
hanna my wife...lets start phalanticatsizin
phalanticatsizin by unique bob October 23, 2006