Pazananack 

The Pazananack is a rare and unique astonishing creature. This creature is said to be both cunning and charming. This beast cannot be tamed by a mere mortal man or a mortal woman.

As legend has it, there can only be one Pazananack in existence at a time, for if two were to exist mass chaos would erupt and the world as we know it would end. Those searching for this creature of legend will never find it, the Pazananack will find you. If you happen to cross paths with this beast it is only because the Pazananack wished to cross paths with you.

It is often claimed that "The Most Interesting Man In The World" was based off of the Pazananack.

Some random party in the United States

Random Guy A: "Hey over there by the blonde, is that..."

Random Guy B: "Yes...yes it is, that is the wild Pazananack in its natural habitat."

Random Guy A: "I thought the Pazananack only existed in myth."

Random Guy B: "That's what I thought at one time too."

Random Guy A: "Looks like we were both wrong!"

Pazananack by DaMastaOfDisasta April 16, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012