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paitin by Patdatstarfish November 14, 2013
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Paitin
A bitch and with an attitude. She is so gorgeous, you fall heads over heels for her once you get closer. Once you get to really know her she has a great personality, she's a little dorky, but that's okay. She makes a great friend, and she is so loyal. She's a badass, and will beat a nigga if threatened.
Damn Paitin is such a badass did you see her take down the qb of the football team?!? And god, isn't she just flawless
Paitin by Happybubblebutt April 7, 2016
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rectal painting
Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
rectal painting by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
Joy Of Painting
The Joy of Painting was an American television show hosted by Bob Ross that taught viewers how to complete a painting of a landscape in thirty minutes.
The show was broadcast by non-commercial public television stations (distributed to them not by PBS but by what is now American Public Television, Boston) (produced at WIPB in Muncie, Indiana) from 1983 to 1994. It also developed a cult following.
Each show began with Bob Ross standing alone in a dark room in front a blank canvas. Over thirty minutes, Bob Ross would turn the blank canvas into an imaginary landscape. His efforts were accompanied by a soothing monologue about the "happy clouds" and "happy trees" that he was creating with his brush.
Despite the death of Bob Ross, the show continues to be broadcast in syndication on public television stations, and continues a multi-million dollar spin-off business bearing Ross' name sells art accessories related to the show.
There will be a video game for the Nintendo Wii based on the series entitiled: Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting.
The show was broadcast by non-commercial public television stations (distributed to them not by PBS but by what is now American Public Television, Boston) (produced at WIPB in Muncie, Indiana) from 1983 to 1994. It also developed a cult following.
Each show began with Bob Ross standing alone in a dark room in front a blank canvas. Over thirty minutes, Bob Ross would turn the blank canvas into an imaginary landscape. His efforts were accompanied by a soothing monologue about the "happy clouds" and "happy trees" that he was creating with his brush.
Despite the death of Bob Ross, the show continues to be broadcast in syndication on public television stations, and continues a multi-million dollar spin-off business bearing Ross' name sells art accessories related to the show.
There will be a video game for the Nintendo Wii based on the series entitiled: Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting.
Yo, remember that show Joy of Painting with the white guy with a afro that painted mad happy clouds and shit? Them good ol days, huh nigga...
Joy Of Painting by Spiderkid May 28, 2006
Robert Pattinson
Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years
Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians
⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians
⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Robert Pattinson by NewYorkHotdog July 23, 2019
Robert Pattinson
the absolute love of my life.
boy: hey wanna go on a date?
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
Robert Pattinson by haha lol xd November 2, 2020
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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