{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.
I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.
by Kirk August 15, 2005
Once I found out she was clean and on the pill, there was no need for a condom. It was time to paint the walls.
by Kylewasmyboyscoutleader June 7, 2010

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"
Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."
by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009
i ran into the bathroom pulling down my pants and painted the wall befor i could sit down thus "paint the wall"
by Wall Painter #1 December 17, 2010
when you masterbate and your sperm drenches the walls.
Troll was eager to get home from school so he could paint the walls.
by Chia37 November 16, 2005
Paint the Wall means to jack off and have a cumgasm that spurts cum-shots out of your dick and hits the wall.
Some guys jack off and Paint the Wall!
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
when a guy is so drunk that when he goes to take a piss, he can't control himself, thus pissing everywhere and anywhere around him.
"last night, my roomate went out to a bar, and this morning i found out that he had been painting the walls.
by T. O'Mally April 14, 2009