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A stupid asshat that never shuts the fuck up about kpop! She's a fucking fangirl and a horrible excuse for a human being!
PAIDIN IF U DON"T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YUGYEOM, I WIL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD THAT YOUR GRANDPAPPY WILL FEEL IT!
Paidin by SUPIMTESSAHOWAREYOU February 24, 2017

painding 

A pounding pain, commonly found in your head.
I have a total painding in my head after taking that math test.
painding by blah707 December 19, 2011

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.
Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.
resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

slash pairing 

A slash pairing is when you pair two or more male characters together.

The female version of that is called Femslash.
A: The only slash pairing I ship is John and Sherlock!
B: Sweet, I ship Ciel and Sebastian from Black Butler.
slash pairing by xMinka June 21, 2014

One True Pairing

OTP is a perfect pairing between two fictional characters. Klaus and Caroline invented the word OTP.
One True Pairing is a couple so perfect for each other. For example the line that Klaus ended all ships. "He's your first love, I intend to be your last. However, long it takes."
One True Pairing by 000CAta June 12, 2017

Shoulder Padding 

When two friends gently rest their cocks(2) and balls(4) upon the shoulder of a roommate's girlfriend. She must gaze foward at all times as for it not to be constituted as cheating.
I am appalled that Mike and Mike were "Shoulder Padding" Amber last night, exclaimed Marc.

Yeah man, talk about a low blow on her part.
Shoulder Padding by Kaaron Rodgers January 22, 2011